Lady: Mujhy meray patti sey talaak chaheyee. Wakil: Mager wo tou kabbadee champion hei. Lady: Yh he to prob hei. Zaalim sirff haath lagaa ker bhaag jaata hei..

Aik aurat kee aankh soojee hui thee Parosan ny poocha tou bataya shohar ny maara hay. Parosan: Pr wo tou shehar se bahar gaya hua thaa Aurat: Main bhe yehi samjhi thee.

A old woman calling her Husband, Sunil, Nehaal, Ajay,Yash, Anil , 1 larki bolee aunty ap ab be apnay husband se itna pyaar karti hain jo unhay itnay pyaray naamon se bula ri hain. Old womanman! Ni darasal kambakat ka naam yaad ni is leye atne naam try kar rahee hon.

Lady 2 advocate: Mujy myry pati sy talaaq chaheye. Advocate: Mgr woh to kabaddi ka champion hy. Lady: Yhi tou problem hy. Kameena sirf haath lagaa ky bhaag jaata hy

Q: Y do most women spend much time on improving their LOOKZ & not their MINDS?? A: Bcoz they knw dat men r STUPID, but not BLIND.

Each indian women iz "ranii laxmee bai" Be 4 marriage 'ranii' After few yrs of marriage 'laxmee' n after kids born she iz just 'bai'

Thought ov Da day: A succcesss ful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend and succcesss ful women iz 1 who can find such a man....

Q: How does a man keep hiz wife? A: By giving her money, clothes & diamonds

Can I hav yr lovely picture? ......... Its nice to have natural adversity

When GOD created the women he was just kidding

Q. Y iz da book 'Women Who Love 2 Much' a disappointment for many men? A. Because No phone numbers are available in that.